who's your daddy??

so, on some down-time at work while some guy was singing horribly on "open mic night"
slaughtering every song, from the smiths to simon & garfunkel, and some terrible song from the 'juno" soundtrack along with 3 hours worth of his terrible screechy voice, i took solace in the office, where i see a copy of a cosmopolitan magazine, which i believe to be one of the worst magazines on the shelves.
with eye-catching things such as "how to please your man completely" or "how to tell if he's a rapist" (no, i didn't make that up!) and other such degrading things (to both men & women!)
i see it's open to a page of the hottest "sex trends" naturally, i "investigate" and much to my horror i find that home DNA tests are part of that top 10!
are they serious!
has the world gotten THAT promiscuous that there's a need for home DNA testing?
it's almost promoting you to be a slut,
---don't know which one of the 5 guys you slept with 9 months ago is the father?
why, have no fear, there's a home paternity test just for you!

what ever happened to monogomy?
or self-respect?
or common sense?