americana

i'm so extremely sick of everybody going on about sara palin's speech,
first i go into to work and the woman i work with pounces,
"did you listen to sara palin's speech?"
and then it's all my coffee consuming customers are chatting about while standing in line waiting for their large, vanilla, double shot, latte, with skim
the line "what's the difference between and hockey mom and a bulldog?"
(this is roughly translated)
"a hockey mom wears lipstick"
and it doesn't get much more redneck than this...
it makes me want to buzz the top of my head,
(obviously keep it party in the back)
leave wal-mart toting nattie light in one hand and and american flag in the other
(does wal-mart even carry beer?---i sure hope so)
and get a tattoo of an eagle on my left calf and a rose on my right boob.

i'm not sure i can be a part of the world today