Sunday, September 7, 2008

ranting vegan

there only so much i can say about being vegan

people try to have hour long chatting sessions about it, and i'm done in 10 minutes, i try to be accomodating since most of the time they are genuinely interested, not just the douchebags who ask dumb questions to try & get you to "slip up"
example:

q: if a cow willingly gave up it's life for you and WANTED you to eat it--would you?
a: no, dipshit, b/c that's a ridiculous scenario that would NEVER happen, and i refuse to even come up with a pretend answer for your retarded question

or

q: what if it died of natural causes? would you still eat it
a: what if you died of natural causes? should i eat you too?

or lastly

q: what if it died of natural causes? would you wear it's fur then?
a: again, what if you died of natural causes? should i peel your skin off and wear it as a hat?

but as stated above, i try to accomodate those who are actually curious
but frankly, after what is soon to be 5 years, i don't have the patience...
especially when people say how they tried veganism and it was so bad for them, they got so skinny, and gaunt, and blahblahblah
then you aren't doing it right
yes, i've become a vegansnob,
(and yes, i stole that term from bikesnob--but i felt it fit--and i'm thinking if i throw in that it was originally him he won't sue me--although i've read his distain for vegans, i'm still holding on to the dream that he'll marry me---i ramble)

lately it's getting harder and harder for me,
just go home and look it up
and leave me alone

i've stopped telling anyone i'm vegan, but a woman i work with deems it neccessary to inform every customer that enters the coffee shop...why?
i don't know

the whole point is:
your vegetarian? good for you
your vegan? good for you--keep it up

and that's all i want to say to them
unless, you want to swap vegan recipes then i don't want to talk about it

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