Tuesday, March 3, 2009

media takes over

i really want to meet the people who write THIS shit.
this is the type of cosmopolitan magazine bull that women read and actually believe. i swear this sort of crap is out there just to cause drama, so that you'll keep reading to figure out how to get rid of the drama.
the one that really gets me is -""Keeping the spark alive with three calls, e-mails or texts during each workday": that would drive me insane. if i'm at work and you call, it had better be an emergency. constant texts or calls would only make me think you're calling to 'check up' on me. fuck off, shouldn't you be at work anyway???
or: - "Doing the deed three times per week": what, are we six years old, we can't read the word SEX without blushing?

it's just like those stupid cosmo articles, "good girlfriend behavior" what the hell is that?? like i'm a puppy being trained? you don't like my behavior, you can fuck off!

"Hanging with the Guys Do This:
Watch the game with his friends.Spending an afternoon on the couch with his pals says you're easygoing and cool...and he'll appreciate your making an effort to get to know his boys."
IT ACTUALLY SAYS THAT! "hang with his BOYS and you'll be COOL", WTF, women read this???

or "Could your guy turn violent?"
IS THIS SERIOUS? are they trying to make women paranoid and breakup. especially since first on the list is "He's too nice"
TOO NICE?
i swear people listen to magazines and stupid shows more than their own common sense...
society kills me. i wish i didn't have to be part of it, at least not today...

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

-Taking two romantic meals out each month
- Doing the deed three times per week
- Kissing four times per day
- Spending three nights per week cuddling on the sofa
- Allowing for two separate nights out with friends per month

These things never happen when you get into the engagement/were married now stage. Unless you pull your hair out trying to do these things that people say you have to do to keep it going strong. Not worth it...

Dave and I constantly text throughout the day. Mainly because it gives me something to do when I need a break. That and I have a job that allows me to sit on my ass in front of a computer all day, borring! I can not wait until I can quit!! Sorry to hear about your troubles at work. Really sucks that the economy is so bad and it's hard to find jobs. Dave is still out of one. I think we all need to win the lottery.

Garsh I'm bored..

Getting back to the articles..

Dont forget your necklace because you'll never get it back. True Story.. haha.

Why can't they just write things like "Be yourself and trust your instincts, and never be a weirdo or crazy person. And don't call every 5 mins or get into an arguement before you're completely serious with your relationship. Otherwise, it's pointless, find someone else."

Okay, I'm officially not going to ramble anymore.

Anonymous said...

3 weeks and no post?

teheh.

hi keni!

keNi said...

i know, i keep getting ready to write, and think i should just do some yoga, and get off the computer, there's so much i have to spew!!