true story...

...every morning i wake up with so much optimism and love for mankind, and every night i go to bed loathing it, you'd think i'd learn....
apparently not

so today an older 'gentleman' orders a wrap with no onions, i put onions on it, go me
so he brings it back up and asks me to make another
which i gladly do
so after he's done eating it he comes up and says
"you know, the wrap was good, but the first one you brought me was SO much bigger than the second"
me: "oh, i'm sorry..."
him: "yeah, i mean, it was like half the size of the first one"
me: "oh, i'm sorry..."
him: "yeah, it was good but it was just SO much smaller"
me: "oh, i'm sorry"
(in my head: so do you really need to say this 500 times-like i didn't understand the first time?)
so as he's about to make his 4th attempt, i say well, SORRY ABOUT THAT
so instead he starts to make for the door
at which i say "YEAH, HAVE A NICE DAY BUDDY" and flipped him off

here's the kicker,
i didn't even make him a new sandwich i just picked out the onion and re-wrapped it
so the moral
that guy's a douche...
and i hate people

until i wake up tomorrow...