media takes over

i really want to meet the people who write THIS shit.
this is the type of cosmopolitan magazine bull that women read and actually believe. i swear this sort of crap is out there just to cause drama, so that you'll keep reading to figure out how to get rid of the drama.
the one that really gets me is -""Keeping the spark alive with three calls, e-mails or texts during each workday": that would drive me insane. if i'm at work and you call, it had better be an emergency. constant texts or calls would only make me think you're calling to 'check up' on me. fuck off, shouldn't you be at work anyway???
or: - "Doing the deed three times per week": what, are we six years old, we can't read the word SEX without blushing?

it's just like those stupid cosmo articles, "good girlfriend behavior" what the hell is that?? like i'm a puppy being trained? you don't like my behavior, you can fuck off!

"Hanging with the Guys Do This:
Watch the game with his friends.Spending an afternoon on the couch with his pals says you're easygoing and cool...and he'll appreciate your making an effort to get to know his boys."
IT ACTUALLY SAYS THAT! "hang with his BOYS and you'll be COOL", WTF, women read this???

or "Could your guy turn violent?"
IS THIS SERIOUS? are they trying to make women paranoid and breakup. especially since first on the list is "He's too nice"
TOO NICE?
i swear people listen to magazines and stupid shows more than their own common sense...
society kills me. i wish i didn't have to be part of it, at least not today...